February 2012
107 posts
DRUGS AND STUFF
The fact that I’m even writing this right now is so counterproductive. Anyway here we go.
I have a lot of homework to do that I’ve been avoiding all weekend.
It’s not that difficult to accomplish really, it’s just a lot and I can’t seem to get started or conjure enough fucks to give about homework right now.
A week or two ago a friend of mine gave an ADD medication...
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
tinyoldmanbaby asked: cheers!
You know those images of famous people or band members that are illustrations without their eyes and mouth? Sometimes they don’t have noses, either. I don’t know if there’s a name for it but basically you recognize the person by their hair and sometimes face shape. I would like to see a blog of photo-realistic re-imaginings of these illustrations. Even just photos with famous...
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Mormon father of five comes out as gay. Wife... →
“You know how you think you’re going to meet André and he’s going to be totally...”
– James Murphy talks to us about collaborating with Damon Albarn and André 3000. (via pitchfork)
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Boring Old Raphael: You're the star of a movie,... →
boringoldraphael:
This is one of those movies about growing up and at the same time remembering what it is to be young and careless and in love. When the movie starts, you’re in this deep funk, you think you’ll never love again— at least not in the way you did when you were young. You’ve resigned yourself to a life…
For a friend. (Who probably actually doesn’t even get on tumblr.)
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“We had cockroaches and mice. I once saw a junkie get arrested on my block. A...”
– Raphael Bob-Waksberg, boringoldraphael.tumblr.com
Boring Old Raphael: More Short Stories →
boringoldraphael:
11. It occurred to him that he loved the idea of being in a relationship more than he loved any person he’d actually been in a relationship with.
12. Her sister told her, “You don’t even know all the things that are wrong with you,” and she said, “No, trust me, I am all too aware,” but…
I’m currently fascinated with Raphael Bob-Waksberg
brixxxton:
did SNL just figure since Lana Del Rey’s performance was so bad they had to have someone worse come on afterwards so everyone would forget about it
is that why Sleigh Bells is playing whatever the hell this garbage is right now
Sleigh Bells makes my panties drop.
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Do you ever feel all alone, Jason Holcomb?
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