The date is going well. He’s handsome, and charming, and everything he claimed to be on the website. She likes him, she decides. He’s the kind of guy you could introduce to your friends, she decides.
After dinner, he invites her back to his place. He opens a bottle of wine and offers her a…
NBC: Intelligent comedy shows that nobody watches.
CW: Diverse ranges of shows all with the commonality of being written for teenage girls.
ABC: Safe shows that attempt to mimic the success of other networks without taking bold and daring risks themselves.
USA: Stale procedural shows with super special and quirky white men.
HBO: High quality shows that are constantly being interrupted by unnecessary sex scenes.
Showtime: Slightly less high quality shows that are constantly being interrupted by unnecessary sex scenes.
Fox: Cancelled shows.
AMC: Shows about morally ambiguous douchey middle aged male protagonists/ villain protagonists and their wives that everyone hates.
CBS: Lowest common denominator of television with the highest ratings.
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This is Electric Legend’s newest music video. It’s for Tame Impala’s “Feels Like We Only Go Backwards” from their new album out today, “Lonerism”